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Basics of Jedi Force Powers [Powers is scribbled out and written above it is the word ‘Bullshit’ in Rexs handwriting]
Rex, erase this. -Cody
No. -Rex
Manifestations of the Force are mental-based abilities and tapped through a Jedis thoughts, emotions, and willpower. These abilities could take a multitude of forms, including telepathy, telekinesis, and enhanced physical and metaphysical perception.
But they say it’s not crazy wizard magic -Monnk
“It’s not magic, dear.” My General after lifting and crushing a squad of droids with his brain. -Cody
Dear -Ponds
Dear. -Wolffe
Dear lmao -Fox
Shut up. -Cody
It can allow people to affect and some control over physical forces, such as kinetic energy, inertia, friction, pressure and even gravity, allowing them to be able to defy all of these and enhance the force and momentum they create, with a variety of different effects and range.
Gravity?? What does that mean?? Are they a faulty Grav stabilizer? -Bacara
Some techniques require a deep connection with either the light side or the dark side of the Force, but many were not specific to either affinity.
Does this mean Jedi can shoot lightning too? -Stone
General Plo can. -Wolffe
Of course he can, he’s General Plo -Ponds
Force users can sense living things in the force. This includes plant life, animals, particularly odd droids, living rocks, entire planets, and us clones.
They can also feel when things die. Yes, that also includes us. -Cody
Thats so fucked up -Bly
Most, if not all, Jedi tend to pick up impressions of an individual’s feelings and general emotional state. This also means they are at risk of becoming overwhelmed by negative emotions. It is important they get time to meditate to balance out their emotional state. If they are unbalanced they risk Falling [See Page 13]. No one wants our Jedi to turn into someone like Dooku or Ventress. Find your Jadi time to meditate.
My Jedi once destroyed a room because they hadn’t meditated in a week. -Jet
That tracks -Monnk
What? -Doom
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I updated Cody’s datapad. The case is broken because this bastard keeps throwing himself at droids. The volume button is broken so its stuck at max volume, so he keeps it muted.
If I Were A Blackbird (co-written with @darkmagyk)
Did princesses ever have one night stands?
Modern fairy tales might sound nice: princesses, handsome men, tiaras, glamorous parties and beautiful locations all over the world. But Her Royal Highness Princess Annabeth Frederica Sophia Ingrid of Sweden and Olympic Sailor (and part time influencer) Percy Jackson are about to find out the consequences of love at first sight. Can love conquer all when family drama, twitter, and too many secrets get in the way?
I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!
He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!
Alfred: Oh my you’re right
There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well
(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING
Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!
Alfred:
Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”
More fics in the time period where Tim was nothing but Dick’s pre-little brother annoyance please. Tim hasn’t officially met Alfred or Bruce or Babs, he’s just a kid that’s shown up at Dick’s house/work like three times now for increasingly disturbing reasons. Dick resolutely refuses to admit he holds even a shred of fondness for the kid. AU-ify it as much as you want, especially if it’s for comedy. Make Dick deliberately not ask/use Tim’s name because he refuses to get attached. Play into the clown thing, have Tim recognize Dick in increasingly ridiculous get-ups. Get the Titans to take notice of Tim while Dick is completely ignoring him. Let Tim break into Dick’s house so often that Dick (or Kori) actually gets worried when they haven’t seen him in a while. Fuck up the timeline and get Cassie in there somewhere.
Give them the fanon Jason-and-Tim treatment, make Tim hang off of him like a limpet. Make them have met at a gala but make the situation embarassing as hell so one/both of them denies it. Make Tim an obsessive fanboy that is incredibly obnoxious about it, and make Dick flattered but disturbed. They deserve the fanon Jason-and-Tim treatment.
During all of this, though, it’s imperative that it never occurs to Dick OR Tim to tell any Bats about this.
